Hot shot lawyer sitting next to a blonde on a plane. He's thinking to himself: "oh yea, let's make some quick cash off this bimbo". This is how it ensues:
Lawyer: "Hi, we've got quite a long time sitting next to each other, so let's play a game, what do you say?"
Blonde: "Ok, sure, what's the game about?"
Lawyer: "I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you need to pay me $20. Then you ask me a question, if I don't know the answer I'll give you $200. Deal?"
Blonde: "Ok, sounds great! What's your question?"
Lawyer: "What's the square root of 625?"
*Blonde hands him $20.*
Lawyer: "What a shame the answer was 25, what's your question?"
Blonde: "What's triangular, but actually square with a hole in the middle, has three legs and runs up and down the hill?"
Lawyer at this stage starts to sweat a bit, tie feeling a bit tight, takes his smart phone and starts Googling the crap out of this, can't find a thing... Talks to a few of his golf buddies, couple of CEOs, rings a few Zoos, finally he gives up and hands over $200.
The blonde takes the money.
After a while the lawyer starts losing his patience and sais: "ok, you got me what's the fucking answer???"
*Blonde hands him $20.*
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