George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing
spin control on his past drug problems.
"Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your
using cocaine in college."
"It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I
was born with a silver spoon in my nose."
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