Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and
asks what they will be having. Bush says, "I'll have a quickie." The waitress
steps back in disgust and say, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish
behavior went out with the last administration!" She storms off and Dubai looks
confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's
pronounced QUICHE."
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