A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, "All the guys on this side of the bars are cocksuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?"
Everyone is understandably silent. He then chugs back another beer and says, "All the guys on the other side of the bar are motherfuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?"
Everyone is silent, again. Then one man gets up from his stool and starts to walk towards the man. "You got a problem, buddy?"
"No, I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."
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