....but didn't have all the right gear - suddenly her fairy godmother appears and grants her all her wishes... "But remember deary, be home by midnight, or else your vagina will turn into a pumpkin"... She agrees and goes off to the ball, has a great time and meets Prince Charming....... but he's quite dull, so she mingles a bit more and meets a very handsome young man. "Who are you?" She asks...
"I'm Peter-Peter the pumpkin eater, say what time do you have to be home?"
"Oh!", replies Cinders, "about three or four in the morning!"
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