A man parks in a disabled spot, The man gets out and begins to walk to work. Before this happens a parking officer from across the street calls out to him noticing no limp or disabilities from the man. So the parking officer calls out.
"Hey, what disabilities have you got?!"
The man stops dead in his tracks and thinks for a second before replying
"Tourettes now fuck off!!"
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