My darling, my lover, could have been wife,
Marrying you would have messed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and very hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
I'm really DAMN good at telling lies!
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except maybe I want you to 'Go to hell!'
What inspired this amazing rhyme?
A half bottle of vodka and one part lime!
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