Cinderella

One night, far far away, a ball was announced in honor of the
Prince returning home from a crusade. Every eligible maid was to
attend. Cinderella was thrilled! She asked her step-mother if
she may go.


Step-Mother replied, "Hell No! You got work to do you dirty
little hussie!"


Cinderella was crushed and ran outside and cried! Moments later
a bright light appeared and a ravishing little old lady dressed
in white and blue.


"Who the Hell are you?" Asked Cinderella with tears dripping off
her pale cheeks.


"I'm your Fairy God Mother! And I'm here to help you!" Replied
the shapely woman.


"Really?" Cinderella asked with hope. "How are you gonna do
that?"


With a tap of her want she made a beautiful coach with radiant
silver horses appear.


"Holy Shit!" Cried Cinderella in awe.


"That's not half of it!" And with another tap of her wand she
made a very handsome coachman appear.


"But you're missing something. My dress! I need a dress with
some pumps and a necklace. Oh, and some make-up. And maybe some
jewelry, please!" Cinderella said.


"No problem!" And with another tap of her want Cinderella was
dressed in the most extravagant clothes and fine jewelry.


"Oh how can I ever repay you?" Cinderella pleaded.


"Well, don't be too happy. There is one flaw. If you're not home
my midnight, I'll turn your pussy into a pumpkin."


"Oh, I'll be sure to be home on time! I Swear!"


And off she went into the coach and off to the ball. When she
arrived there she spotted a very handsome guy. She introduced
herself and danced with him for half the night. It was getting
to be late and Cinderella was very disappointed to have to
leave, but knowing the consequences, she asked to excuse
herself. "....But by the way, what's your name?" Cinderella
asked.


"Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater." The handsome man replied.


"Hmm....now that I think about it, I don't need to be home this
early..."