Cinderella and the watermelon

Cinderella desperately wants to go to the ball at the prince's castle.
Fairy Godmother appears and decides to help her.
She uses her magic to create a coach trained by beautiful white horses and to make a beautiful dress appear in front of the young girl.
Cinderella is very happy, but the fairy tells her:
"You have to come back home by midnight, or your little pussy will be morphed into a slice of watermelon"
Cinderella agrees, even if a little puzzled.
She goes at the party, and dances all night with the prince. She has a great deal of fun.
The clock goes, and it's almost midnight, so she tells the prince she must go at all costs.
He stops her and asks her to stay a little while, in order to eat something refreshing, after all that dancing.
He then claps the hands twice and four servants enter the room, holding a big watermelon above their heads.
The prince unsheathes his sword and with a quick blow cuts it in slices, he then grabs a slice and puts his head in it, eating it with incredible ardor, making juicy noises and dirtying himself all over. He then asks Cinderella: "what time were you supposed to go home?"
"Well, 3 , 4 AM, it doesn't matter..."

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