St. Peter says "OK, we've kind of streamlined the entry process here. I'm going to ask you a single question, and if you answer it correctly you will be admitted into heaven." He turns to the first guy and says "What is Easter?" The guy says "Easter, huh? Let me see... Isn't there a tree involved? Sure, and we decorate the tree and put presents under it and sing ca-" POOF! The man vanishes, leaving behind a faint scent of brimstone. St. Peter moves on to the second man and asks the same question. "Easter!" the man says, "Sure, I know what that is. That's where we all dress up like ghouls and goblins, and then we go from door to d-" POOF! He's gone. St. Peter points to the last guy, saying "You! Easter!" The last guy says "Well, Jesus dies and they put him in the tomb..." St. Peter says, "And then?" "And he's there for three days and then he comes out..." St. Peter says, "Go on." The guy thinks for a minute. "And if he sees his shadow..."
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