Little Johnny learning about sex.

**One day, little johnny's dad comes home and randomly says:**

"Johnny, today, I'm going to teach you how to have sex."

"Cool dad!"

**Little johnny's mother was surprised but didn't say a word.**

"Wife! To the room we go! Come with us Johnny.

"Now you sit there and watch. Dad's gonna explain everythin, alright?"

"Alright!"

"Wife! We gonna teach him the doggy style position. You know what to do."

**Little Johnny's mother was really embarrassed, but she did it anyway.**

"Good good. Now just stay like that while I teach him some stuff."

"You see Johnny, there's two holes in there. Today, we are only going to use this one. The one humans use to reproduce. We will leave the other one for another day since it hurts and your mommy needs to prepare beforehand."

"Okay dad."

"Now you just put your penis in there, and start going back and forth, back and forth. Like this."

**Little Johnny's dad starts demonstrating him how's it done.**

"See? That's how you make it Johnny. Oh yeah, that's right!"

**Just a few seconds later, Johnny's sister enters the room and sees little Johnny sitting on the chair watching mom and dad have sex. She's asks him:**

"What are mom and dad doing?"

"Dad told me, it's called sex!"

"But what's sex?"

"Do I really have to exlpain everything? Sigh"

**While pointing to his dad's ass, he says.**

"Do you see this hole over here?

**She nods**

"Now watch!"