Chris puns

So me and a friend of mine make stupid jokes (puns isn't the right word) involving the name Chris. It's a long story... Anyways some examples are: cookies&creame=Cookies&Chris
Scarecrow=Scarechris
Colt McCoy=Colt McChris

I know it's stupid but anyone else have any Chris puns?

Sorry if this isn't the place to post this.

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