A pastor was preaching an impassioned sermon on the evils of television."It steals away precious time that could be better spent on other things," he said. He advised the congregation to do what he and his family had done."We put our TV away in the closet.""That's right," his wife mumbled, "and it gets awfully crowded in there."
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