Chocolate Milk

A man is sitting at a bar thinking aloud to himself, he says "man, I haven't sucked on a good tit in a while"

A man sitting down the bar replies "well you outta head upstairs bud, theres a woman up there with chocolate breastmilk"

The first man, not believing the seconds words heads upstairs to see if this is true.

So here he is, sucking on this womans tit when lo and behold chocolate milk comes out!

The man is baffled and decides to call his friend, "Jim! You gotta get over here you wont believe this!"

Jim arrives and the two men are sucking away on this womans teets and again, chocolate milk comes out.

Both moth are absolutely amazed and must know whats happening here, so they ask the woman "why is it that you have chocolate milk coming out of your breasts?"

Shes says "you may call it chocolate milk, but I call it breast cancer."