There lived a Chinese and an American in a hotel. One day, the Chinese felt thirsty, so he decided to get a drink of water. So he went to the public refrigerator, took a can of coke, and drank it. Then he wanted to go pee, so he peed in the can, closed the cap, put it back in the fridge, and hid in a corner.
The American came a few minutes later. He took the can, took a sip, and then the Chinese man popped out from his hiding place and said:
"Me Chinese,
"Me play joke,
"Me go pee-pee in your coke!"
*SOCK*
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