Chinese Joke– A Good Boy 好孩子 hǎo hái zi

yíɡè xiǎo nánháiér xiànɡ tāde māmɑ yào liǎnɡkuài qián.
一个 小男孩儿 向 他的 妈妈 要 两块钱。
A little boy asked his mother for two yuan.

“wǒ zuótiān ɡěinǐ de qián, nǐ zuò shénme le?”
“我 昨天 给你的 钱，你 做什么 了?”
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

“wǒ ɡěile yíɡè hěn qiónɡ de lǎo nǚrén.”
“我 给了 一个 很穷的 老 女人。”
“I gave it to a very poor old woman.”

“nǐ zhēn shìɡè hǎo háizi! ” māmɑ jiāoào de shuō.
“你 真 是个 好孩子!” 妈妈 骄傲地 说。
"You're a good boy!" said the mother proudly.

“zài ɡěinǐ liǎnɡkuài. dànshì wèishénme nǐ duì nàɡè lǎo nǚrén ɡǎnxìnɡqù ne? ”
“再 给你 两块。但是 为什么 你 对 那个 老女人 感兴趣 呢？”
"Here are two yuan more. But why are you interested in the old woman?"

“tā shì mài tánɡɡuǒ de.”
“她是 卖糖果的。”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”