Cheryl is very unsatisfied with the size of her breasts but is unable to afford the augmentation surgery. Fortunately, a friend tells her about a doctor that has developed a method for enlargement that doesn't require surgery and happens to be very affordable.
During the examination, the doctor tells her "Every morning when you wake up, rub your nipples in a counter-clockwise direction while intoning 'Ooby-dooby-dooby, I want bigger boobies' and you will grow a bust size every week."
Not having anything to lose, she begins the treatment and starts to see dramatic results! However, one morning she is running late and has to dash out of the house to catch the bus to work. Realizing she forgot to perform her morning ritual, she turns to the side and quietly intones ^'Ooby-dooby-dooby, ^I ^want ^bigger ^boobies'.
The man sitting next to her taps her on the shoulder and says, "I'm sorry, miss, but I couldn't help but overhear. You wouldn't happen to be a patient of Doctor Melnick, would you?"
A bit flustered, she admits that she is. "But how could you know that?" she asks?
With a slight grin, the man reaches down to his lap and says, "Hickory-dickory dock..."
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