Gary matched Dan, drink for drink, trying to get him to talk about what was bothering him.
Gentle prodding was ignored until after downing his ninth, Dan blurted out, "OK, it's your wife."
"My wife?" his friend demanded. "What about my wife?"
"I think she's cheating on us."
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