This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part or a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congradulated him. And then he said "Thats good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"
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