A father is driving his 7-year-old daughter to school one morning when they pass two dogs vigorously screwing on the side of the road.
Father, a little flustered, explains - "Isn't that nice. The one in back must have injured it's paws, so the one in front is giving him a ride home."
Daughter replies, "Ain't that the way it always goes. Try to help a friend and you get butt fucked every time."
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