A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several car loads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
A passer-by remarked, "that guy must have been an avid fisherman."
"Oh he still is," remarked one of the mourners. "As a mater of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."
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