So a guy is looking for a hooker, he finds a beautiful woman behind a casino and asks how much for a hand job. She points and says you see that Ferrari over there; my hand jobs are $500. He is taken back and says that sure is a lot for a hand job. She says baby I bought that car with all my hand job money. So the guy agrees and gets the best hand job of his life. A week goes by and he thinks if that hookers hand jobs were amazing then her blow jobs must be just as good. He finds her again behind this casino and asks how much for a blow job, She pulls out her phone and points at a picture of a house, its the most beautiful house he has ever seen; she says $2,000. He is having a hard time believing that any blow job would be worth $2,000 but she says I bought that house with my blow job money. He agrees and gives her the 2 grand and this blowjob is the best thing he has ever experienced in his entire life. The next couple of days he is restless, he is thinking that if the hand jobs and blow jobs were that good then the sex must be out of this world. He finds her near the casino and asks how much sex is going to run him. She points at the casino and his heart stops as he thinks oh god if she owns that casino then this is going to be more money than I expected. After a long pause she says baby if I had a pussy, I'd own that casino.
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