So this fella spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
"Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name," he said warming up the the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "What's your name?"
"Beerfuck!"
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