A man joining a monestary was told he was to take a vow of silence and was
only to be allowed to speak two words every five years.After the first five
years had passed he walked into the chambers of the head Monk and said "Bed
Hard", then turned and walked out. After the next five years passed he returned
to the chambers of the head Monk and said " Food Cold ", then turned and walked
out. After the next five years had passd he once again entered the chambers of
the head Monk and said "I Quit". The head Monk looked at him and replied. "Well,
that doesn't surprise me one bit, you've done nothing but ediot since you got
here"
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