The Athius is in a boat and he's floating on loch ness lake.
Then a loch ness monster comes up and grabs him out of the boat.
He then pray for god to help him.
God said,"Why should I help you? you don't even believe in me."
"Please do one thing for me," said the Athius, "Just make the
monster a Christian." "So be it," said God. God then
disappeared, and the monster said, "Dear father bless this food
we are about to recieve."
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