Can’t believe I’ve just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently “My dick”, is an inappropriate answer to the question

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My girlfriend...

I told her that this was untrue. I had a beard long before it was cool.

Missing Woman...

—Source: Toronto Sun

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To many Questions

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Armed Sleeper

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Sweet Tea

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Hillary took all...

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A bloke walks...

"Just ice for Harambe"