Boy: If you let me kiss you, I'll give you a piece of chocolate.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: If you let me touch your boobs, you'll get another piece of chocolate.
Girl: Okay!
Boy: If you let me touch your pussy, you'll get another one.
Girl: You know what? At this rate, I'll have diabetes by the time we finally fuck!
(translated from German)
EDIT: fixed last sentence, thanks to /u/lunchlady55
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