Three men are shipwrecked on an island infested with cannibals. The cannibal king tells the three men that they must complete a test so that they may not be eaten. He tells them to bring back 10 pieces of the same fruit.
The first man brings back apples and is told he must shove all 10 up his butt without making a noise to pass the test. He gets half of one up there before he screams and gets cooked. The second man comes back with rasberries. As he is about to get the 10th and final rasberry in, he bursts out and laughter and gets cooked. Up in heaven the first man asks why the second laughed when he was so close. "I couldnt help but laugh when i saw the other guy walk in with pinapples." said the second man.
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