So I was in Israel with my wife, and she's jet skiing in the Sea of Galilee.
I yelled to her, "This is where Jesus Christ walked on water and called upon Peter, and you're here jet skiing?"
I muttered to myself, "This is why the church doesn't ordain women!"
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