can anyone tell me a funny one-liner about throwing a punch and totally missing?

My buddy has a video on fb of a guy throwing a punch at a kid, totally missing, then getting a backpack thrown at his face. I want a good one-liner, please! Sorry to steal any anonymous person's thunder on here lol

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