A door to door salesman...

just about to end his day comes to one final house. He knocks on the door and much to his surprise a young boy wearing a bra, panties, and high heels & drinking out of a bottle of rum answers. Once the initial shock wears off he asks the boy "Is your mommy or daddy at home?"

The boy stares at him for a second, then says "what the fuck do you think?!"

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