So my brother and our friend were eating breakfast talking about how his boss scheduled him overnight for a whole week when his boss had in fact said only one day. I was trying to think of something catchy to say and realized days are longer on other planets so I looked them up and told him to tell his boss "I thought you said a day of overnight here, not a day on Pluto" (6.39 Earth Days).
They then asked "Where did you find that information?"
I said, "Right here on my phone...funny though because a day on Venus is 243 Earth days. No wonder why it takes women forever to do or get over anything."
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