So, God goes to different countries asking if they're interested in his commandments.

First, he tried the French. He said:
"Would you be interested in commandments?"
The French replied "what's in 'em?"
God said "Well, one is that you shall not commit adultery"
and the French said "no thanks."

Next God tried the Romanians. He asked if they would be interested in some commandments, to which the Romanians replied,
"what's in them?"
God said "well, one says you shall not steal..."
the Romanians say "no thanks."

Next, God tried Israel. He said, "do you want some commandments?"
They immediately said "how much?"
God said, "well, they're free, but you will hav-"
"We'll take ten!"