To Be The Boss

When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be boss.
the brain said, "i should be boss because i control all of the body's
responses and functions."
the feet said, "we should be boss since we carry the brain about and get him
to where he wants to go."


the hands said, "we should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all
the money."
finally, the a****** spoke up. all the parts laughed at the idea of the
a****** being the boss. so, the a****** went on strike, blocked itself up and
refused to work.


within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet
twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered.


eventually, they all decided that the a****** should be the boss, so the
motion was passed. all the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat
and passed out the s***!


moral of the story:
you don't need brains to be a boss - any a****** will
do.