Attack of the American Women

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on
some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out.
"Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this Genie nonsense."


"Oh wait," said the Genie, "You have to let me grant you three wishes or I'll
be trapped in that stupid lamp for another ten thousand years."


"Ok" said Saddam, so he wished that the Genie would give him three American
women.


So the next morning when he woke up, after the Genie had realized who this man
was and after the Genie had granted the wishes, Tanya Harding, Garcella Bevoux,
and Hillary Clinton layed next to him. His knee was bashed in, his penis was
gone, and he had no health insurance.