A wife leaves on a business trip. The next day she receives a telegram from
her husband;
- Where are our utensils?
- You should sleep at home, replies the woman.
Next day - same question, same answer until she returns home.
- Why didn't you tell me where our utensils are?
- I told you "Sleep home". She went to the bedroom and lifted the bed cover
and showed them where she had put them.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.