It's after dinner when a man realizes he's out of cigarettes.
He decides to pop down to the local bar for a pack, telling his wife he'll be right back.
He's persuaded by the bartender to share a cold one. As he's nursing it a gorgeous blond comes in the door, but he looks the other way.
She comes over and sits down. One thing leads to another and she invites him home.
Back at her place they screw like rabbits until the next thing he knows it's four o'clock in the morning. Jumping out of bed, he shakes the woman awake, asking if she has any baby powder.
"In the bathroom cabinet" she says.
He dusts his hands, drives home at ninety, and pulls into the driveway to find his wife waiting up for him, rolling pin in hand.
"So where the hell have you been?" she screams.
"Well, you see honey," he stammers, "I only went out for cigarettes, but Jake offered me a beer and then this beautiful blonde walked in and we got to talking and drinking and I ended up back at her place making love..."
"Wait a minute" snapped his wife, "let me see your hands." Turning on him furiously, she says, "Don't lie, you rotten little shit...you've been bowling again!"
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