Bush, Chirac and Saddam went to hell.
Bush wanted to call the US, so he called for one minute and then asked for the cost and he was told $1,000,000, so he paid.
Jacques Chirac wanted to call France so he called for one minute and he asked for the cost and he was told it's $1,000,000, so he paid.
Then Saddam wanted to call Iraq, so he called for ten minutes and he asked for the cost and he was told $10 and he paid it, but Bush and Chirac complained and wanted to know the reason, so the angel told them, "He made a local call."
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