A son and his father are walking in the mountains.

Suddenly, the son falls, hurts himself and screams: "aaaaaahhhhhhh." To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "aaaaaahhhhhhh." Curious, he yells: "Who are you?" He receives the answer: "Who are you?" Angered at the response, he screams: "Dickhead!" He receives the answer: "Dickhead!"
He looks to his father and asks: "What"s going on?" The father smiles and says: "My son, pay attention."
And then he screams to the mountain: "I admire you!" The voice answers: "I admire you!" Again the man screams: "You are a champion!" The voice answers: "You are a champion!"
The boy is surprised, but does not understand.
Then the father explains: "See, son, I'm admired and I'm a champion. And you are a dickhead."

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