Wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He points the gun at the receptionist and says "go grab me some sperm from the back!"
The frightened receptionist runs to the back and brings back a few containers.
He points the gun at her and says "drink it!"
She says "drink it? But... Why? Don't you want money or something?" To which he yells back, "drink it!"
She downs the whole thing and the guy takes off his mask revealing it to be the woman's husband. He smiles and says "see honey, it's not so bad!"
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