"But as a result of evil, there's some amazing things that are taking place in
America." - Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.
"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."
"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of
Americans." - Scranton, Pa., Sept. 6, 2000
"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called
America will be the pacemakers."
"The American people want a president that appeals to the angels".
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