Bus full of nuns

A bus full of nuns was returning to the abbey from a trip. Unfortunately, the bus was involved in a serious accident, and four of the nuns died instantly.

The four nuns all went to heaven, and were greeted by St. Peter at the gates of heaven. Beside St. Peter was also a vast pool of holy water.

St. Peter explained, "Sisters, welcome to the kingdom of heaven. In order to enter, you must confess any unconfessed sins."

The first nun in line spoke up, "St. Peter, I confess that I've seen a penis once."

St. Peter responded, "Okay, sister, please splash your eyes with the holy water in the pool, and you may enter heaven." So, the first nun splashed her eyes with the holy water and entered heaven.

The second nun then said, "St. Peter, I confess that I've touched a penis once."

St. Peter replied, "Okay sister, please wash your hands in this pool of holy water, and you may also enter heaven." So, the second nun washed her hands and entered heaven.

All of a sudden, the 4th nun started to try to push ahead of the third nun. To this, St. Peter said, "Sisters, please, there is no rush, everybody will have a chance to enter heaven."

Then, the fourth nun, clearly upset, yelled, "I know, but I want to swish water in my mouth before she sticks her ass in there!"