Bus 702 is a double-decked bus, one of those feeder services that simply goes out to far flung places to pick people up where there would not otherwise be traffic. Along its route, near where it loops around, are cemeteries of all faiths. Looking out of the window during the route does not exactly bring happy feelings.
This particular night was different.
The driver was sleepy and doing his routine thing, picking up passengers as they waved him down.
As he reaches one of the first few stops, someone gets on and is instead greeted by a disheveled looking old lady who is already on the bus.
She says to the boarding passenger,"Do not go up".
The young man did not have much qualms about it, there was plenty of space in the lower deck and promptly made his way to the back of the bus, like any well-mannered passenger ought to.
As the journey progressed, more people got on, and the old lady said the same to them. For unknown reasons, the wisdom of someone older seemed to have a hold over the passengers.
Eventually, the lower deck filled up...
Someone had to go up...
It is at this moment that someone finally asks the old lady.
"Why can't I go up to the upper-deck?"
The old lady snarled at him, "Because there's no driver upstairs"
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