I walked into this dinner last week and immediately heard a woman screaming at her assumed boyfriend. I didn't really notice him until she got up from the table. That's when everyone noticed his loud moaning and his eyes were leaking like faucets . I suddenly felt somewhat sorry for the guy and couldn't stop thinking about him even now. I guess that just goes to show you should never break up with a girl when she's clenching two forks in her hands.
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