Two nuns are driving down the road in Eastern Europe. All of a sudden a vampire steps out into the road causing them to emergency break.
The Nun driving says to the passenger "Show him your cross!"
The Nun in the passenger seat rolls down her window and proceeds to scream "GET OUT THE WAY COCKSUCKER!"
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