A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his next walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said "Hi. You know I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter replies "You're timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his gorgeous daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes Benz CL and he will supply all your clothes." "Because of long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive." The guy, wide-eyed said, "You're bullshittin me!!!!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well you started it."
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