A Buddhist monk enters his vow of silence. Years go by without him saying a word. There is another monk who never took their vows and is a real asshat.
One day the man he hates is choking on a piece of food and the Buddhist monk runs as fast as he can to try and save him. He performs the Heimlich maneuver but it doesnt work and the monk ends up dying.
This makes the Buddhist monk cry a silent tear and one of the other monks, bewildered, cannot understand why he's crying if he hates the monk with a passion.
Another monk explains to him that the monk who took the silence vow had a lot to say to this asshole so he wanted to make sure that the now dead monk lived at least until his 20 year vow was completed so that he could finally let him know what he thought of him.
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