Little Timmy is out fishing with his grandfather when his grandfather pulls out a cigar.
"Can i have one?" Little Timmy asks Grandpa.
Gramps looks at him and says "Can you dick touch your asshole?"
"Well no" Little timmy replies.
"Then you can't have one." Says Gramps.
More time goes by and Grandpa pulls out a beer.
Again Little Timmy asks for one to which Grandpa replies "Can you dick touch your asshole yet?"
Alas, Little timmy still cannot touch his butt hole with his own penis.
"Still no then" Grandpa replies smugly.
After a little more fishing they head back to shore. Timmy runs inside and comes out with a plate full of cookies.
"Hey Timmy, can i have one?" Grandpa asks politely.
"I don't know Gramps, can you dick touch your asshole?"
Grandpa proudly replies "Yes as a matter of fact I can"
Little Timmy replies "Then go fuck yourself. Grandma made these for me"
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