A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers.
"You all have obsessions," The doctor observed.
To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter 'Candy'."
He looks to the 2nd mother saying, "Your obsession is with money. Again, It manifests itself in your child's name, 'Penny'."
He looks to the third mother & says, "Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, 'Brandy'."
At this point, The 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand & says to him, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving!"
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