A patient came into a doctors office...

"Do you think i'll live another 50 years Doctor?" He asked.
"Well that depends. Do you drink, gamble or chase women?"
"No," the man answered. "I don't drink, have never gambled, and detest women. In fact, i dont have any vices at all."
"Well then," the doctor retorted, "why the fuck do you want to live another 50 years?"

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